The Sneeze-a short story by Dave W Morgan

I Sneeze,Which causes the man next to me to get sick.
which drives his wife to the point of homicide,
which causes the son to need Therapy,
He decides to take out his aggression on paper
spawning an entirely new writing style,A Man on
the subway  reads his work and it makes him glad.
so he stops on the way home and buys his wife
a mink coat ,forgetting that she is extremely anti-fur
She gets very angry and in a blind rage ,shoots and kills him.
At the trial her defense is innocent;
i drove her to kill him by sneezing
i am convicted of murder .
 The Moral of the story is  :Cover your mouth when you sneeze or you may be brought up on charges.